You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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