Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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