good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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