omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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