i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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