I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
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