no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
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