i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
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