in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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