epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Shame is for Republicans.
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