I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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