Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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