i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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