I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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