fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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