Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
