# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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