Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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