so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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