Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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