it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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