Can i not drive my cunt home
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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