he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
