Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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