Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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