Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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