we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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