distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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