physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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