Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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