its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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