Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
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