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I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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