I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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