So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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