Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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