I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
My penis needs a shock collar
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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