and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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