then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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