I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Can I color on your dick again?
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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