did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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