just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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