Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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