i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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