lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
