3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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