if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I'm too high and old for this...
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