So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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