I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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