So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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